we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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