giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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