my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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