Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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