i wish there were pregnant emoticons
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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