My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You pole danced in your parka.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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