What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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