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Where is the hickey?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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