dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize