On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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