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i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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