when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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