whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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