You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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