Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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