nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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