They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Can I color on your dick again?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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