come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
my liver is dry heaving
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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