i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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