her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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