Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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