should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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