no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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