I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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