we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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