This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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