She announced her abortion via fbk
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
