Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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