Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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