chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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