Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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