I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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