have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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