You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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