Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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