sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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