I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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