Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He better not be in your backpack
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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