Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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