I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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