if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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