If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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