your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
