Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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