today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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