I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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