physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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