Where is the hickey?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
