More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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