i just google imaged poop.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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