Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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