wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize