Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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