Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Tornado booty call.. dedication
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
