I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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